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"Oh I've never been so insulted in all my life! How dare you come in here, walking your dirt into my vacuumed carpets. Fair enough I might have bludgeoned the numpty to death with my rolling pin, or even a frying pan, but there's no way I'd ruin my own kitchen. You think I spend my time polishing and scrubbing, only to pour that nonce's insides all over it? You need your head seen to you do!"
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